My Spiritual School Progress Report…

My Spiritual School Progress Report (Spoiler: I’m Nailing It)…

Ever feel like life is some kind of spiritual boot-camp where you’re always one assignment away from enlightenment… or a nervous breakdown? 😅 Same here.

I recently asked myself why I haven’t ‘graduated’ yet – and instead of a deep philosophical answer, what came through was this: a full-blown Soul Report Card from the Universe.

Apparently, I’ve been taking some very advanced courses.So here it is – my unofficial, highly sarcastic, spiritually accurate progress report for Earth School 2025.

Teacher Comments:

This soul signed up for the hard track. Took on generational stuff and spiritual electives. She’s crushing it. Graduation is close – but let’s be honest, she’s already carrying the class. Source Energy, probably

Final GPA: 4.9 / 5.0 (Cosmic curve applied. Extra points awarded for dark humour and not giving up.)

So if you’re wondering whether you’re behind in life… maybe you’re just taking the advanced courses too. Still in Earth School. Still learning. Still laughing. Still here.

Your Turn:

Have you ever felt like life is trying to teach you the same lesson on repeat? What’s your soul working on this term? Drop it in the comments – let’s compare notes. 😄


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10 responses to “My Spiritual School Progress Report…”

  1. No notes to compare but it’s interesting to see your report. 🤣🤣

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  2. oh yeah…..it’s why I no longer trust friends…..burned way too often

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  3. Lol btw why is self love A- , I think you should love yourself more and A+++ in soul humour is interesting 😂 i wonder what will be my score 😂.

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    1. Hahaha love this! 😂 I gave myself an A- in self-love because, you know, I’m a work in progress like the rest of us. Some days it’s A+, other days it’s ‘did you seriously just insult yourself in the mirror’? 🤣 As for Soul Humor – it’s my way of coping with the madness, and apparently the Universe gave me extra credit for that one.

      And listen, I bet your score would be epic! Wanna hazard a guess?

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      1. Mine would be
        Emotional resilience: hmmm 🤔 A(not good/not bad)
        Boundries:A♾️++++++++++++++++++
        Forgiveness: Z+++++++( i don’t easily let things go or forgive)
        Speak my truth:hmmm A maybe
        Soul humour: I am good at this A++++++++++
        Dealing with Narssisct: I am really really good at this , A*******
        Trusting intuitions: My thing ofcourse 😂 A+++++++******
        Self love: hmmm A++
        ( It seems like I am really self obsessed 😂)

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      2. Hahaha, I love this report card! 😂 Honestly, with those boundary and intuition grades, you’re basically the head of Spiritual Hogwarts. And listen — being self-obsessed isn’t a flaw when you’re this entertaining about it. It’s called main character energy, my friend! The rest of us are just lucky to guest star. 😏

        Also, that Forgiveness: Z+++++++ cracked me up. Honestly relatable. I forgive… just not before I deliver a very well-crafted, soul-humored monologue about it first. 🤣

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      3. 😂😂😂idk you seriously seem funny to me 😂

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      4. Lol… I’ll take that as a compliment… unless you meant ‘funny-weird,’ then we might have a problem 😂

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      5. 😂😂😂 i think it was a compliment 😜 ( being funny weird is 🤔 intresting, that is the compliment that I give to my sister 😂)

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      6. It was .. lol

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