Tag: writing
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Episode 5 – Whose Crap Is It Anyway? A Septic Saga
Ah yes, the joys of countryside living – fresh air, wide open spaces and apparently, a septic tank that’s now my sole responsibility because my bodily functions are quote ‘not welcome on his land’. Let’s unpack that, shall we? So I live here under the legal right of residency. That doesn’t come with a throne…
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Episode 1 – New installation at Faurel Hill…
Nothing says ‘Welcome home’ like a freshly planted ‘NO PARKING‘ sign facing your front door – complete with threats of clamping and citations of legal acts no one asked for! Installed less than 24 hours after I dared to … unload groceries. Ah rural theatre. Featuring tractors, signs and sibling ego – on repeat. Let…
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Episode 4 Smile! You’re in a Passive-Aggressive Family Sitcom
(Except It’s Not Funny) Nothing says ‘we respect your space‘ like waking up to find security cameras that can be pointed directly at your windows. Yes, windows. As in: kitchen, back door and the upstairs bathroom. Because apparently privacy is optional now – especially if your brother owns the house and thinks that makes him…
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Episode 6 Whose Home Is It Anyway?
So here’s a fun rural living twist: I technically have the right to live in this house for the rest of my life – yay me! Lifetime residency! No crown, no castle just a mildly haunted farmhouse with a suspiciously nosy landlord/brother combo. But let’s talk maintenance, shall we? Now, I’m not out here trying…
UNDER THE WILL... OVER THE DRAMA... 