Tag: short-story

  • The Eternal Lost and Found…

    Dear Earthlings, It’s me again. Yes, I’m still dead. Yes, the tae is still terrible. And no, Cher has not made an appearance yet, despite what the rumors say. Today, I stumbled into one of the lesser-known corners of the afterlife: The Eternal Lost and Found. It’s basically a giant celestial warehouse where every sock,…

  • Episode 31 – Turf Wars: The Bogfather Rises..

    Today I find myself deep in contemplation – well, stewing really – over the turf. Not just any turf – my turf. The sacred sod. The ancestral bog-claim. The small plot of land that has somehow become the stage for one man’s personal remake of Game of Thrones, except with more grunting and fewer dragons.…

  • Episode 1 – New installation at Faurel Hill…

    Nothing says ‘Welcome home’ like a freshly planted ‘NO PARKING‘ sign facing your front door – complete with threats of clamping and citations of legal acts no one asked for! Installed less than 24 hours after I dared to … unload groceries. Ah rural theatre. Featuring tractors, signs and sibling ego – on repeat. Let…

  • Episode 6 Whose Home Is It Anyway?

    So here’s a fun rural living twist: I technically have the right to live in this house for the rest of my life – yay me! Lifetime residency! No crown, no castle just a mildly haunted farmhouse with a suspiciously nosy landlord/brother combo. But let’s talk maintenance, shall we? Now, I’m not out here trying…