Tag: humor
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How Ideas Find Me (Whether I Like It or Not)…
Where Do My Quare Ideas Come From? Someone asked me the other day where I get my quare ideas for my posts. Now, I wish I could tell you there was some grand, mystical process. I sit in a candlelit room, summoning the muses while wearing a flowing robe, and they whisper inspiration into my…
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Episode 99 – Field Guide to the Narcissistic Sociopath …
Field Guide to the Narcissistic Sociopath (Faurel Hill Variety)… Scientific Name: Egomax Controlus.Common Name: Bully.Habitat: Inherited property, family disputes, and anywhere rules are optional. Prefers environments where he can loom. Distinguishing Features: Inflated sense of self visible from 100 yards.Smirks when confronted, vanishes when accountable.Eyes scan for opportunity, not connection.Immune to empathy, sympathy, and basic…
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Happiness in Small, Weird, Glorious Doses…
Confession: I Actually Took the Time to Think about Writing This List… I know, I know… who does that?While the world burns and emails pile up, here I am, calmly listing 30 things that make me smile like an old Jack Russell in the sun.It started off as a joke. Then it got weirdly sincere.Next…
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Episode 5 – Whose Crap Is It Anyway? A Septic Saga
Ah yes, the joys of countryside living – fresh air, wide open spaces and apparently, a septic tank that’s now my sole responsibility because my bodily functions are quote ‘not welcome on his land’. Let’s unpack that, shall we? So I live here under the legal right of residency. That doesn’t come with a throne…
UNDER THE WILL... OVER THE DRAMA... 