Category: Messages From Beyond
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Message from Granny Frass: Shameless at the Wake…
Some wakes honor the dead. Some reveal the living. And some, well… some are just a bloody disgrace. Well now – I’ve seen some carry-on in my time, but what went on at that wake… Jesus, Mary and St. Joseph on a motorbike. If I’d had a body, I’d have thrown my good shoe at…
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Darcifer’s Dispatch…
(Transmitted via paw prints in the afterlife mud) ‘Oi, you. Yeah, you – the one quietly unraveling because someone moved a half-dead bookcase and a rusted hunk of metal like they were state secrets. Sit your bones down. We need to talk.‘ Look, I’m not saying I was a saint in fur – I had…
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Granny Frass on Pettiness, Power Plays and Staying Upright..
Well now, darlings… it’s your old Granny Frass here, leaning in through the veil with a mug of something warm and a word or two for whoever needs it. Seems like the world’s still overrun with small-minded folk pulling petty tricks and calling it ‘helping out.’ Same old game, different day. I was watching from…
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Aunty Fan’s Message from Beyond…
Aunty Fan’s Message from Beyond: A Hyena by Any Other Name… Well now… would you look at this carry-on. Me, Aunty Fan, finally getting a word in from the other side. You didn’t think I was going to sit up here quietly, watching all this tomfoolery unfold without putting my two cents in, did you?…
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Message from Granny Frass: ‘On Receipts, Bullies and Backstabbers in Bad Shoes..
Well now… I’ll tell ya, sweetheart – that message you got about the grocery money? That weren’t about food. That weren’t about accountability. That was a cheap little power play dressed up in Sunday manners. A quiet landmine slipped in where no one else could see it, just to remind you who they think is…
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A Message from Percival to Darcifer (and the Rest of You Rabble)..
Ah, Darcifer, my favorite brooding misfit, officially one of us on this side of the veil. You didn’t honestly think you could slip through without me noticing, did you? Tch. You should’ve known better. A cat like me never truly leaves. I just trade up for a better view. And let me tell you, the…
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Granny Frass’s Daily Dose..
A Visit from Granny Frass – And Who the Hell Took My Waterford? Well now… I didn’t think I’d have to be back so soon but here I am, barely one life into my eternal rest and already I’ve got to haunt the living with a bit of sense. Honestly, you’d think after all these…
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For once, Granny Frass has to move over because this one’s for Kritter…
For once, Granny Frass had to move over, because this one’s for Kritter – the family I chose, the sister the universe sent me and the loudest laugh in my darkest days… This one is from this side… I know, I know – Granny Frass has been hogging the limelight in Messages from Beyond. She’s…
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Today’s Message from Granny Frass…
A Message from Granny Frass: Speak Your Truth, Even If It Shakes the Pear Tree… Well now… I’ve been watching. And if you think for one second I’m sitting quiet on the other side while folks carry on like eejits, you’re sorely mistaken. Truth is, the world’s full of folk who don’t speak their hearts.…
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A Message from Darcifer…
A Message from Darcifer: The Spanish-Speaking Black Lab Beyond the Veil Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to remember me. It’s about time. For those of you new to this strange little corner of the afterlife, allow me to introduce myself. Name’s Darcifer. Some folks called me Darcee but let’s be honest I’ve always…
UNDER THE WILL... OVER THE DRAMA... 