Category: Messages From Beyond

  • Sir Percival’s Paw-litics of Consciousness…

    “Listen carefully, because I don’t repeat myself, unless it involves food.” From my vantage point, which now includes both celestial rafters and the occasional phantom armchair, I see your so-called ‘shift in consciousness. You humans are acting like it’s some grand revelation, but to me, it looks like when a kitten finally notices its tail.…

  • Comfort Delivered, Drama Recorded. Granny Frass…

    Last Sunday’s episode of Bully and the Cameras featured him swiveling his high-tech toys towards my front door, while insisting it’s all “for security.”Sure, and I’m the Queen of Sheba. Enter Granny Frass, never one to hold back: “Surveillance, my foot! That man isn’t securing anything except his own nosy curiosity. He’s like a curtain-twitcher…

  • Granny Frass on Bully and His Prepay Madness…

    The Prepay King and the Shrinking Soul… Ah, so Bully’s at it again, splitting the house electricity from the farm like he’s some kind of almighty planner. As if you can lop off a branch of a tree and the tree won’t know. A farm isn’t a jigsaw puzzle, Mae, it’s blood, sweat, and the…

  • Mae, Medb, and Me.. Granny Frass comes through…

    Granny Frass on the Name Mae… Well now, Mae… isn’t it gas how you think your name is just a neat little variation, like a shorter skirt on the same old dress? Don’t fool yourself. That name is stitched together with more thread than you know. Molly was mine, Mary after me, and Mae is…

  • Message from Beyond -Granny Frass..

    “Granny Frass Says: Step Away from the Clouds”… Well now, Mae girl… I’ve been keeping an eye on you this week, and I swear, your head has been spinning like the clothesline in a gale. You’ve been hopping from one thought to another so fast, I’m dizzy just watching. First, the weather. Lord save us,…

  • Sir Percival Ponders…

    Sir Percival Ponders: Paw-litics, Plandemics & the Purr-suit of Truth… By Sir Percival, Tomcat of Truth, Archduke of the Afterlife. Well well well… she’s been thinking again. Always dangerous when a woman starts seeing past the curtain, isn’t it? I’ve been watching from the Great Beyond, curled up on my celestial windowsill, tail twitching in…

  • Granny Frass – The Milk Was Just the Excuse…

    Messages From Beyond: The Milk Was Just the Excuse… So, you think you went to the shop for milk? Ha! Granny Frass says: “God doesn’t send you out for groceries, love. He sends you out to do His Errands.” That milk was nothing but a decoy. The real mission? To stand there, boots on the…

  • Dragons Never Die, They Just Get Better at Hiding…Granny Frass..

    Dragons Never Die, They Just Get Better at Hiding… A Message from Beyond by Granny Frass (with commentary from 🐾Sir Percival, the Afterlife’s Premier Cat)… Now listen here, love. All this talk about dinosaurs being dragons? You’re not just sniffing around the truth, you’re practically dancing on it in muddy boots. And I say that…

  • Frass Out Loud – A Rant…

    Granny Frass Speaks: The World’s Gone Wobbly and I’m Not Having It… Well now. I’ve been bursting to get a word in. Up here, the view’s clear, the tea’s hot, and the ancestors are all sitting around shaking their heads. And let me tell ye something: the world’s gone wobbly. It’s like someone pulled the…

  • Sir Percival’s Perspective… 🐾

    Ah yes, the smear campaign. Classic tactic of insecure mammals with too much time and not enough grace. There I was, curled up in the Otherworld, tail wrapped, third eye open, licking my metaphysical paw, when I caught wind of the latest nonsense. The Lady, bless her chaotic little soul, had finally found something resembling…