Episode 47 – Bully Discovers Email..

Bully Discovers Email (and promptly ignores it)from the archives of ‘Under the Will, Over the Drama‘.

Once upon a time, in a lush land of inherited turf, tangled wills and passive-aggressive WhatsApps, there lived a man known only as Bully. A man of few words, mostly because he refuses to reply to any form of communication (when it comes to me) invented after the telegram.

Now, to be fair, we thought it was just stubborn silence. Maybe he’s contemplative, deep, like a monk… or a brick wall. But after several emails, two texts, a letter and a smoke signal from the field gate, it became clear: Bully doesn’t do communication.

Why respond to a straightforward question when you could instead: Install a CCTV camera without explanation. Ignore legal obligations and your father’s wishes with Olympic-level skill. Appear in person and pretend nothing’s happened (classic Bully).

We’ve speculated on the reasons.

Is he emotionally stunted?

Is it a game?

Is it a personality disorder sprinkled with turf ash?

Or is he just Irish male-pensioner level allergic to accountability?

Honestly, it’s hard to say. All we know is, if Bully ever actually replied to an email, we might faint. Or cry. Or assume it’s AI. Until then, we document. We blog. We laugh (because otherwise we scream).

Lesson of the Day:

Silence is golden – unless you’re waiting on a response from Bully. Then it’s just passive-aggressive pyrite wrapped in turf dust.