Episode 46 – Bully Yates and the Surveillance Daffodils…

Bully Yates and the Surveillance Daffodils – When Nosiness Takes Flight

It started with a rustle. A buzz. A whir. And then, there it was – hovering above the compost bin like a tiny airborne narcissist: Bully Yates’ brand new drone.

Yes, folks, while some of us are busy budgeting for groceries, Bully’s out here dropping coin on military-grade garden reconnaissance. When asked what it’s for, he muttered something about ‘preserving boundary integrity’ and ‘monitoring illegal daffodil encroachment’.

The drone – unofficially nicknamed Spy-Fi Yates – now patrols the skies of Faurel Hill, allegedly capturing ‘footage of suspicious flowerpot movement’. Rumor has it he’s compiling a dossier titled ‘Bloom Where You’re Legally Planted’.

Witnesses claim Bully was seen programming it from a collapsible camping chair with binoculars and a notepad labelled – Evidence, Vol. 9′.

In a stunning twist, the drone briefly crash-landed after mistaking a shiny turf spade for enemy activity. It’s now grounded for ’emotional re-calibration’ much like its owner.

Experts remain divided on whether Bully has:

A) Taken property vigilance to new heights.

B) Watched too many spy movies, or

C) Completely lost the plot and possibly built a drone landing pad on it.

One thing’s for sure: if daffodils had lawyers, they’d be filing restraining orders by now.