Episode 22 – Turf Wars at Faurel Hill – Breaking News..

Breaking News from the front lines of Faurel Hill:

Today’s emergency turf delivery has been successfully secured… in the garage! (After the turf shed was declared a Jurassic Farm Equipment Preservation Zone, there was literally no other choice.)

The heroic operation was swift, efficient and mildly dramatic. However tensions are already rising. Early reports suggest Bully Yates may be plotting a counter-move.

Possibilities include:

Parking ancient machinery strategically near the garage.

Silent tractor revving as a show of strength.

Or even a full-scale Turf Blockade.

As of now, Turf Mountain stands proud and undefeated but the situation remains delicate. Locals (me) are monitoring closely. Stay tuned for updates. Will Bully Yates retaliate? Will the turf be buried under a forgotten harrow?

Will the garage become Faurel Hill’s first UNESCO World Heritage site? This is Turf Wars 2025. Anything can happen.

Lesson of the day: When people block your turf, stack it higher, smile wider and let them choke on their own drama.

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